Ratings 0-10

A quick note about the 0-10 ratings here on the advice of my friend LovelySoftFeet: 0 indicates I hated it and 10 indicates that I think it’s wonderful, obviously.  But the marks are quite harsh to allow me to distinguish at the top end between liked films, admired films, loved films and adored films.  To that end, and contrary to what you may expect, a mark like 4/10 is pretty good.  Even 2/10 means that I’d watch it again.  1/10 is pushing it, but isn’t irredeemably bad.  Only 0/10 are the truly detestable films.

But there again I’ll watch anything.

Crank: High Voltage – -1 (minus one!) /10

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan – 0/10

Lesbian Vampire Killers – 0/10

My Bloody Valentine 3-D – 0/10

Slumdog Millionaire – 0/10

Ashanti – 0/10

Bronson – 1/10

Monsters vs Aliens 3D – 1/10

Conan the Destroyer – 1/10

Push – 1/10

Kung Fu Panda – 1/10

Never Say Never Again – 1/10

Valkyrie – 1/10

Get Carter (2000) – 1/10

Lady Cocoa – 1/10

Duplicity – 2/10

Critters – 2/10

The Queen – 2/10

Friday the 13th (2009) – 2/10

Black Samurai – 2/10

The Girl on a Motorcycle – 2/10

Wings of Desire / Der Himmel über Berlin – 2/10

The Final Conflict – 2/10

Magnum Force – 2/10

Howard the Duck – 2/10

The Holiday – 2/10

The Damned United – 3/10

Watchmen – 3/10

Zidane: A 21st Century Portrait / Zidane, un portrait du 21e siècle – 3/10

In Like Flint – 3/10

The Darjeeling Limited – 3/10

One Million Years B.C. – 3/10

Milk – 3/10

Perdita Durango – 3/10

They’re a Weird Mob – 3/10

Is Anybody There? – 4/10

State Of Play – 4/10

The Dark Knight – 4/10

Road to Bali – 4/10

Somers Town – 4/10

The Trip – 4/10

Holiday on the Buses – 4/10

The Fall of the House of Usher – 4/10

Che: Part Two – 4/10

Ed Wood – 4/10

The Man With The Golden Gun – 4/10

Hit Man – 4/10

Rasputin: The Mad Monk – 4/10

Soylent Green – 4/10

Team America: World Police – 4/10

Damien: Omen II – 4/10

Mickey’s Christmas Carol – 4/10

Black Mama, White Mama – 5/10

Confessions of a Dangerous Mind – 5/10

I Confess – 5/10

The Young Victoria – 5/10

On The Buses – 5/10

The Man Who Knew Too Much (1956) – 5/10

Topkapi – 5/10

Nevada Smith – 5/10

Che: Part One – 5/10

The Hunter – 5/10

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels – 5/10

Far From The Madding Crowd – 6/10

Y Tu Mamá También – 6/10

Tape – 6/10

A Passage To India – 6/10

The Great Escape – 6/10

Police Story / Ging chat goo si – 6/10

Closer -6/10

The Seven Year Itch – 6/10

A Night at the Opera – 6/10

Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down! / ¡Átame! – 6/10

Our Man Flint – 6/10

Brewster McCloud – 6/10

Gonzo: The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson – 6/10

Woyzeck – 6/10

Defiance – 6/10

The Devil Rides Out – 6/10

Elf – 6/10

Uncle Buck – 6/10

The Ballad of Cable Hogue – 6/10

Finally Sunday! / Vivement Dimanche! – 7/10

Dark Victory – 7/10

Hush – 7/10

Lantana – 7/10

First Blood – 7/10

Network – 7/10

I’ve Loved You So Long / Il y a longtemps que je t’aime – 7/10

The Titfield Thunderbolt – 7/10

The Asphalt Jungle – 7/10

Infernal Affairs / Mou Gaan Dou – 7/10

The Reader – 7/10

Vicky Cristina Barcelona – 7/10 Second viewing

The Most Dangerous Game – 7/10

The Parallax View – 7/10

Stranger than Paradise – 7/10

Judgement at Nuremburg – 7/10

Mona Lisa – 7/10

Angels With Dirty Faces – 7/10

Black God, White Devil / Deus e o Diabo na Terra do Sol – 7/10

Villain – 8/10

The Rutles: All You Need Is Cash – 8/10

Rushmore – 8/10

Alphaville, une étrange aventure de Lemmy Caution – 8/10

Spellbound – 8/10

Cul-de-sac – 8/10

Frankenstein (1910) – 8/10

Jules et Jim – 8/10

Bananas – 8/10

Night and the City – 8/10

The General – 8/10

Frost/Nixon – 8/10

Carry On Up The Khyber – 8/10

The Chorus / Les Choristes – 8/10

Sweet Smell of Success – 8/10

Has Anybody Seen My Gal? – 8/10

The Cincinatti Kid – 8/10

The Wrestler – 8/10

The Killers – 8/10

Carry On Camping – 8/10

Scrooge – 8/10

In The Loop – 9/10

The Class – 9/10

Great Expectations – 9/10

Rope – 9/10

The Cruel Sea – 9/10

Standing in the Shadows of Motown – 9/10

Gran Torino – 9/10

Death in Venice / Morte a Venezia – 9/10

Performance – 9/10

Hunger – 9/10

Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! – 9/10

The 39 Steps – 9/10

Nosferatu: Phantom der Nacht – 9/10

Singin’ In The Rain – 9/10

Down By Law – 9/10

Our Hospitality – 9/10

Goldfinger10/10

Oliver Twist (1948)10/10

Let The Right One In / Låt den rätte komma in * Second viewing – 10/10

Ace In The Hole10/10

The Wicker Man (1973)10/10

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly10/10

His Girl Friday10/10

Life Is Sweet10/10

WALL·E10/10

À Bout de Souffle10/10

Aguirre, Wrath of God / Aguirre, der Zorn Gottes10/10

Vertigo10/10

Whisky Galore!10/10

Let The Right One In / Låt den rätte komma in10/10

Black Narcissus10/10

Get Carter (1971)10/10

All About My Mother / Todo sobre mi madre10/10

Sherlock Jr10/10

It’s a Wonderful Life10/10

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